psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

estrellas-rojas-y-amarillas:

today in social studies we were talking about ships

and my teacher was like

“what makes ships sink?”

and some kid shouted

“when others ships have a canon”

and i realized

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(Source: tybult)

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

I love how Benedict Cumberbatch either looks like an impeccably coiffed runway model in designer tuxedos, perfectly pressed shirts, and shoes that cost more than my rent for half a year

or like he went on a midnight raid in a Salvation Army thrift store, then dressed himself with oven mitts taped onto his hands.

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

what if the dark was a conscious being 

like every time you’re surrounded in complete darkness it’s just giving you a really big hug

you shouldn’t be afraid of the dark i bet it’s really nice

i just realized that my url kind of makes this a problem